"Swedish sex toy company LELO is marketing a new product "exclusively for bankers."
That's right, it's for bankers only.
Here's why, from the company:
"Many bankers want more from their profession and their investments; they also want more from their intimate investments. The new PINO™ will be the first sex toy in history that can satisfy the hedonistic sexual cravings and excesses exhibited by members of the financial world." "
Well, as regular readers of this blog will note:
I would definitely like to bend the banking community over. Does it come with leverage ratios, elimination of OTC derivatives trading, vested bonus pools subject to government confiscation, non compete clauses for regulatory workers (along with higher pay),criminal prosecution, and life time bans for executives caught flaunting the law?
Book deal to follow with the working title "50 Shades of Money"